New Zealand 1984-87 GK, benchworn Frank van Hattum v Newcastle United
New Zealand 2001-03 Home
New Zealand 2012-2013 GK
Let’s start with the spectacular. Beautiful maroon colour, with subtle stripes across the front adding a little to it. The stripes also go along the sleeves and are front and rear, detail that’s often missed out in modern shirts. Being black, the collar, sleeve cuffs and bottom stand out nicely, though are vast. Both logos are white and contrast very well and the typeface for the numbers is beautiful, with a lot of detail to them. Material is lovely too, very high quality from the Sport Chicken. No, there’s not a huge amount of detail to it, but a lovely shirt regardless.
Used across 1986 World Cup qualifiers, New Zealand failed to qualify, falling 3 points (and 12 goals) short of Australia. They managed comfortable 5-0 and 5-1 victories over Chinese Taipei but struggled away from home, losing 2-0 to Australia and 3-0 to Israel, opponents where they got 0-0 and 3-1 results at home, respectively. This led them to finish 3rd in the OFC group, behind Israel on goal difference, but well ahead of Chinese Taipei, who failed to gain a single point.
Next up is a decent effort from Adidas. Sharp contrasts of black and white, but enough white to leave it as the dominant colour, without making it too plain. Both white and black on the collar and sleeve cuffs add a bit of detail and we have both the traditional fern leaf along with the great, old ball logo. The colours make it work as well as it does, even matching the tag in the collar to give a very clean aesthetic.
The shirt was first used in their 2002 World Cup qualifying campaign, where they put 5 goals past Tahiti (5-0) and the Solomon Islands (5-1), only narrowly beat the Cook Islands 2-0 and finished off with a flamboyant 7-0 thrashing of Vanuatu to win the group with a 100% record. Sadly, this pitted them against a strong Australia side, who defeated them 2-0 in New Zealand before soundly defeating them 4-1 in Australia to reach the play-off round. Next up was the 2002 Nations Cup where they defeated Tahiti 4-0 before annihilating Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands 9-1 and 6-1. A 3-0 victory over Vanuatu put them into the final where they gained a small measure of revenge, edging the Australians by a single goal to nil.
Lastly, a very standard Nike GK template, with radiating concentric circles from the logo (which is at least properly centred) and plenty of breathable holes down the side. Deep red colouring all over though, it is nice but there’s no real variety to it and that only takes away from it. No pattern on the back either, it could definitely do with a few, minor touches to help make it into something.
Red was a rare colour for it, but the template was used across the 2012 Nations Cup and 2014 World Cup qualifying. The Nations Cup will forever be remembered as a disaster, with New Zealand managing narrow victories over Fiji (1-0) and Papua New Guinea (2-1) before drawing 1-1 with the Solomon Islands. On its own, this wouldn’t be too bad, they still topped the group, but then New Caledonia defeated them 2-0 to hand the title to a team outside of Australia and New Zealand for the first time ever.
2014 World Cup qualifiers drew from the 4 semi-finalists, with New Zealand playing New Caledonia, Tahiti and the Solomon Islands, winning every away game 2-0. At home they were more variable, but a late goal led to a 2-1 win over New Caledonia and they were comfortable against Tahiti (3-0) and the Solomons (6-1). Sadly they were hammered 5-2 and 4-1 by Mexico in the inter-continental play-off to miss out on the World Cup.
Typically New Zealand are terrors of Oceania, even when Australia were part of the confederation they had the potential to get results. In 1973 they won the inaugural Nations Cup and have 4 other titles to their name besides. Typically when they’ve lost, it has been to Australia, but not always, with them never having consecutive Nations Cup titles to date. Across their 4 Confederations Cup appearances they have managed only a single draw, against Iraq, struggling. But, despite the inter-continental play-off, they have been to two World Cups, once in 1982 (3 losses) and in 2010 (3 draws), the latter where they were the only unbeaten team.
On the women’s side New Zealand have reached levels beyond terrifying. They’ve lost twice to Chinese Taipei and 5 times to Australia, taking 2 titles, four 2nds and one 3rd when Australia were in the confederation. Since then, across 4 Nations Cups, they’ve scored 144 goals and conceded 1. Their narrowest margin of victory was 3-0 over Papua New Guinea and then 6-1 over Tonga. Utter dominance. Otherwise they managed a handful of draws across 5 world Cups and an Olympic quarter-final, along with two Algarve Cup 4th places. Nothing enormously special, but they’re still a strong side. On the youth side, all the sides follow a very familiar pattern. The men have been to three Olympic Games, reaching the quarter-finals in 2020 (out on penalties) with 4 titles, three 2nd places and 1 disqualification. The U20s have been to 6 World Cups, reaching the Round of 16 three times, but have been more piecemeal in terms of OFC titles, though they have 5 from their last 6 attempts… The U17s have lost 1 OFC game since Australia left, taking 7 titles from 7 and have been to 9 World Cups,, including 3 Round of 16 appearances. The women only lost the 2002 OFC U20 Championship, taking all 10 other titles (conceded 6 goals and scored 391) to reach 8 U20 World Cups (best quarter-final so far) and 6 U17 World Cups, reaching 3rd place in 2018!
Moving onto futsal and beach soccer, New Zealand have managed five 3rd places and three 2nd places from 10 OFC Futsal Championships, currently not quite able to top the Solomon Islands. This has meant that they’ve never reached a Futsal world Cup. They’ve been much less active in beach soccer, only showing up to the 2007 Championship, which they hosted. They lost all three games, falling 9-5 to Tahiti, 4-3 to the Solomons and 10-8 to Vanuatu!
With Oceanian qualification for 2022 an unknown, it is hard to be certain of anything. But New Zealand will be expected to take the inter-continental spot and will be disappointed if they do not. What happened then, is anybody’s guess. It should be against the Asian team, so they’ll hope for a decent chance at a 3rd ever World Cup.